Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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