I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
