Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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