btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We have started to decorate penises.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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