lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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