too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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