I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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