my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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