I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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