How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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