I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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