I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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