I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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