He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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