i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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