i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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