Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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