I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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