i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
