Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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