i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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