I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
