just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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