I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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