Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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