You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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