Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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