spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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