Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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