she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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