And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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