Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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