you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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