he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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