Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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