It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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