you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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