I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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