We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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