dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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