thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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