i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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