took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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