the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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