Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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