You really coming over, don't trick.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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