why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So apparently I’m into choking now
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