he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
And then he peed in my hair
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