party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
