Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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