My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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