She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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