May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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