But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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